THE SPACE BEES |
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It was a hot, boiling day, and all of Dr Zargle's form were
dotted around the
class flying saucer. There
should have been a lesson taking place, but they
were just too hot!!
Sally and Zoc Bar were crouching over Lucy,who was playing a computer game. Blackie and Ginny were planning their next singing lesson. Squigling, Zoc Bar 7 and Zoc Bar 11 were swimming in the big jugs of slime. Suddenly,an enormous black cloud loomed over the flying saucer!!!!!! There was complete confusion!!! "What's happening!!!!" screamed Carolyn. "IT'S AN ECLIPSE!!!!!!" screeched Sally.
"SILENCE!" ordered Dr Zargle. "We must all hide in the slime jugs! But wait, it's gone away!!!" And sure enough,the cloud, or darkness, had cleared. There was no arguing about what to do next! They were going to report this to MADAME TIBETTE!!!!
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"Oh Captain Klunk,PLEASE!!! do this!!!" pleaded Madame Tibette "It's for Zog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "For Zog!!" said Klunk "An invasion from Space? At once!
"RED ALERT!! SCRAMBLE!! SCRAMBLE!! ..." .
"No, no!" Said Madame Tibette "We don't need battlecruisers! You must wear these costumes...."
Madame Tibette gave them their costumes and the Space Marines began to practice. Some of them were reluctant. "I didn't join the Marines to wiggle my bottom, sarge!" "Soldier! You'll do it for Zog!!"
"Now,Sally and Zoc Bar," said Madame Tibette "You two and me are going to dress as bees and try and find out more information about these unknown creatures!!" Sally and Zoc Bar were thrilled!!!!!!
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Up into space soared Madame Tibette's flying saucer. "We're nearly there now, Marines go out here and attract the bee's attention. Sally, Zoc Bar, come this way." The Marines were assembled near the bees. "And left 2, forward 4, right 6, AND...AGAIN!" The Marines had to move towards Betelguse while wiggling their bottoms, then turn round and jet back to their starting position. As they did this, the bees clustered round them. Slowly, slowly, the great swarm began to move towards the mighty red sun.
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And ever since then, the bees have been Zog-friendly!!!!
As for the Space Marines, luckily the newspapers didn't get hold of the part THEY played!! But we know, don't we! |