OPERATION RESCUE MISS THEOBALD!

CHUDchudchudchudchud.......... we cowered down under our camoflage as the black helicopters flew overhead We were on earth! We were here to RESCUE Miss Theobald. Miss Theobald had been captured by the Men In Black and now she was in their secret headquarters being interrogated!! But we needed her on Zog!! In front of us was the secret MIB headquarters ... the place where the Men In Black tried to capture Zogs when they came to Earth. For the first time ever, the MIB had captured a genuine space alien! Miss Theobald! We crept closer. The searchlights scanned the area. Madame Tibette smiled! We had a secret way of getting inside! "Off you go!" she whispered to Blackie and Ginny, winking. They winked back. Squeezing under the metal gates, Blackie and Ginny casually padded towards the next gates, which were already open and the "Two Talkers" entered the Laboratry. The MIB were waiting!!!! We watched with baited breath... THE MEN IN BLACK DID NOTHING!!!!! They stood there and STROKED them!!! Thinking nothing of it, the MIB let Blackie and Ginny entered the HEADQUARTERS of our most dreaded enemies.....

 

MY REPORT OF WHAT HAPPENED By Blackie We established control over the members of the Bipedal Servitor Race in the usual fashion. Ritualistic purring and head-rubbings overcame their primitive mental reflexes and subliminally constrained them to obey us. Following my command, the slaves then took us to into their Headquarters. We located the chief of the MIB, a large male Bipedal Servitor smoking a "cigar". After the Purr Procedure had taken place he was under our control. "Whad a cute liddle purty cat" etc. etc. Distasteful, but necessary. Using telepathic impulses, I compelled him to take me to where the Great Green Miss Monster was being interrogated. Noting, incidentally, that Miss Theobald was bashing and thumping her MIB interrogators all over the place, me and Ginny gave the agreed signal to our friends: a concerted ultrasonic YOOOWWWWLLLLLLL that Madame Tibette used to focus her Disintegrator Ray. We jumped out of our servitors' arms and calmly walked to the side of the room . . . .      Blackie

 

Madame Tibette fired her disintegrator!   The wall turned to dust: we had been careful not to disintegrate any of the MIB, but now Madame Tibette turned the emboinger on them. They were helpless! Some of them tried to fire their guns at us, but the bullets had been enboinged as well and just bounced off! We charged in to the laboratory! There was Miss Theobald, tied up! Me and Sally released her but she just brushed us aside and snorted instead of saying thank you! We got back to the flying saucer easily. We flew away, into space, back towards Zog .....

 

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