HOW FLYING SAUCERS WORK

 
On Earth people try to use ROCKETS to fly into space.

Rockets fly by burning fuel

They are very expensive and VERY NOISY

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..LIFTOFF!!
 

On ZOG, the zogs use FLYING SAUCERS

Flying saucers do not burn fuel.

Flying saucers use CHOCOLATE

Wurbly-bonk...wurbly-bonk..wurbly-bonk...
 

Chocolate is the only thing that can propel a spaceship faster than light.

That is why flying saucers come to Earth,

To Get CHOCOLATE

Yum!!
 

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