ZOC BAR 12'S NOT SO SECRET DIARY

Zonk 16th: Our visit to Madame Tibette's Laboratory!!! Surprise, surprise! Guess who was sick on the journey- Carolyn. It's okay. It's only happened about 2 BILLION TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When we got there, (FINALLY!), we were greeted by one of MT's workers. He was smoking a pipe. On his belt were weird tools hung on with string. "'Ello!" he grunted, and shook Dr. Zargle warmly by the tentacle. "You must be the group Madame Tibette was chattering about?" We nodded. "I'm Bertron. Bert for short. And I'm going to be showing you lot around the factory. Later today Hermi... I mean Madame Tibette, will also be showing you around. This morning she's busy. I presume you'll just be staying today?" "Yes." replied Dr. Zargle. He walked across the courtyard and yelled through the keyhole: "Let us in, Madame Tibette!" "Password!" she chuckled back. Bert rolled his eyes and sang Madame Tibette's everlasting and exhaustipating song. When we were eventually let in, Bert took us into a brightly lit glass room. "This," he began "Is the factory's Greenhouse, where we experiment on plants to see which parts can be used to make medicines. For example," Bert plucked a leaf off a nearby bush "If I put this in the machine it would divide this leaf into micromicromicroscopic atoms and tell us all the medical uses for it. Thats why we always look for new plants." Just then Madame T. whisked us away to a long marble corridor with a table at the end of it. And on this table was an unamazing microscope. "Now," twittered M.T. "Isn't it fabulous??" "It's just a microscope." scoffed James "Anyone can get one." "JUST A MICROSCOPE!!!!!!" exclaimed Madame Tibette, as though someone had deeply offended her. "This is the micromicromicroscope! If I looked at your tentacle through this I would be able to see every detail of a detail of a detail!!!!"

 

And so the day went. The MicroMicroMicroscope!! The EmBoinger!! A strange thing Madame Tibette said was a Time Machine!! "We can only ever use this once, children - it might be too dangerous if it got into the WRONG HANDS"       There were hundreds of things to look at! We saw lots and lots and LOTS of machines. Sally and me were exhausted! Our whole CLASS was exhausted! FINALLY Madam Tibette let us go. We all said THANK YOU MADAME TIBETTE and tripped back to the flying saucer But just as Sally and me were about to go out the door, a tentacle tapped us on the shoulder..... "Doctor Zargle! Please can these two stay with me for a short time!!"

 

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